Our favorite Turk has been visting his homeland the past month….this is what he has to say so far:

” i got drunk everyday
i got punched in the face twice
i spent all my money
i got kicked out of 8 bars,banned from 3
i fell in love with every girl that smiled at me
i almost got stabbed by es es sporst futbol fan for wearing the wrong colors and had to take off my shirt and show them my es es tattoo to prove that ,, was an es es sports fan
i managed to make my grandmas neighbors across the hall,above and below her apt hate me
i got into a fight w,,th my cousin that spilled over into the womens bathroom at the bar
i got kicked out of 5 taxi cabs
i ate shish kebab everyday
i slept every day till 3 in the afternoon
i real,,zed after being here,and drinking with my cousins i’m not an alcohol, i‘m just turkish and everybody here drinks like me
lets hope the second half of my vacation is as fun as the first half
i’ll call everyone when i’,m back, if i don’t get killed or die of liver failure”
-melvin danger

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